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Friday, 30 January 2009

Book thief

A writer told this story from his real life. From his school life he was a heavy reader but he had not much money to buy books. He used to see the books on footpath in book stores. And most of the time he used to steal books by acting. . . And he did it for many years from the same store.

Presently he is a famous writer. He has much reputation in us. We like to read his books most of the time. But its very hard for us to think that he was a thief, book thief.

Few days ago he was passing by the footpath. Suddenly it came in his mind to enter in that book store. He found the old owner of the store sitting lazily. He went near his and greeted. Asked him about his health and about the condition of his book store. Also asked can he remember him? Old owner made his strange by replying 'YES'.
Writer- you know me? But how?

Old owner- i know you very well cause you're the boy who stole many books from my book store!
Writer- you knew that i steal books from your store?
Old owner- yes!
Writer- but why didn't you catch me then?
Old owner- cause i thought a boy who wants to read book but has no much money to buy it so he is doing this. But after all he is a book lover. May be book can make his a real person, real wiseman! So i didn't tell anything!
Can you imagine how great the old book store owner is! Really he's great.

Give a name to your COW and get more MILK

Do you get proper response from a human when you call him by his name? May be no! Same case also happens with cow too. Human becomes happy if you call him or her by a beautiful name, right? Similarly, a cow mostly response if you call it by particular name. They become happy, keep healthy- and increase the production of milk. Recently in a research by british scientists has proved this theory that two kinds of cow that has name and has no name. Few days ago the news of this research published in a magazine. There were 516 owners of dairy farm with british scientists in that research. They saw the cow that have name produce 3.4 percent more milk than the cow don't have name!


This morning started lately. And I took the newspaper at first. Its my habit that I start reading newspaper from the back side. I got this news at the up right coroner of last page. I read it in one breathe. Isn't it a interesting name? What you thinking now? Are you going to name your cow from now? You can give them beautiful names similar with beautiful heroins:) Hahaha. Heroins produce(earn) more money and your cow will produce more milk! So try it now. .

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Get your Dictionary.

Jahangir Bhai, get your bangla dictionary from here.

Make your FIREFOX more faster!

It's well known that FireFox is the world famous number one web browser. Most web experts of the world like to use Fire fox browser. An expert knows how to use best of a thing.
From a expert I've known some tricks and tips how to make Firefox browser more faster, more effective. So I like to share it with you.

At first open your Firefox browser and type about:config in the address bar and press Enter. You will see this message given bellow-


Now press this button I`ll be care full I promise! and enter here.


Now you have to do some changes in the settings. Do like this-


# 1. network.http.max-connections-per-server =32


# 2. network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-proxy = 16


# 3. network.http.max-connections = 64


# 4. network.http.max-persistent-connections-per-server = 10


# 5. network.http.pipelining = true


# 6. network.http.pipelining.maxrequests = 200


# 7. network.http.request.max-start-delay = 0


# 8. network.http.proxy.pipelining = true


# 9. network.http.proxy.version = 1.0



At last anywhere of the page click the right button of the mouse and select New then Integer. Here you'll be asked for a name. Save this name (nglayout.initialpaint.delay ) in the box. Now it'll ask for the value. Set 0(zero) as the value.

Close the Firefox and restart it. And feel the speed.....

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Dictionary


A dictionary is a reference book that focuses on defining words and phrases, including multiple meanings. The most frequently used dictionary is a language dictionary that includes the majority of frequently used words in a language. Language dictionaries are made for different types of users: scholars, office workers, schools, and second language learners.

Adult English language dictionaries characteristically include hyphenation information, pronunciation guides, part of speech, alternate spellings, etymological information, sample sentences, usage notes, and sometimes synonyms. Cross-references may be used for less-used forms—such as British variations in a dictionary of American English, and charts and illustrations may help amplify the definitions.

There are many competing dictionaries put out by different companies. Not only do they have different forms — paperback, hardbound, and online editions — but they differ in other ways. Each company, for example, uses its own version of phonetic respelling based on the research done by its experts. One company might use the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA), while others have proprietary pronunciation symbols, and still others use the letters of the alphabet in a special way to indicate pronunciation.

Other differences between dictionaries show up in other features. Many dictionaries include their experts’ guidance on grammar, usage, and the history of the English language. Definitions differ slightly, and sample sentences may be the work of the editorial staff or taken from real-world usage, perhaps the first known written use, when possible.

Complain about MEET! Hahaha.........


An actor or actress becomes too much happy when he or she performs a stage show and after this his or her audience admirer them. But a good actor or actress becomes more happy if someone criticizes or do any comments about his or her acting. Because it helps them to impove performance in future.
Same way a writer or blogger becomes happy when a reader read his blog and does comments about his writings.I wrote a short story about our mess mate who cooked for us by taking help from his wife by mobile phone. And the dish was very tasty. When he read that blog from his office he became happy. Cause he becomes happy with his wife related everything! He talked about that blog to his wife. And finally printed out a hard copy. That night i heard he was reading loudly my blog in mobile phone. Bhabi(his wife) listened very attentively and complained about a word that i used! The word is meet! I wrote he goes to in law's home every Thursday to meet(!) with his wife. I know, you know, we all know that they don't only meet but also. . . Let it go! Hahaha. . Everything can't be said. You've to understand.

Monday, 26 January 2009

Gong hei fat choi


The world is a place of various nations. Different cultures, different languages, different religions, different life style etc. Every nation has their own cultures. Own celebrations, own festivals. Cultural and religious both festivals. Actually human like to celebrate every kinds of festivals. So they celebrate it by their own language, own culture, own way. Today is Chinese new year! I knew it four days ago from a friend whos origin is from china but now living in Indonesia. There are so many Chinese in Indonesia. They has embraced Indonesian culture though they like to celebrate Chinese festivals too. After all they can't forget their root. And its not fair to forget own root.

In the whole world day and night don’t comes at a time cause the earth is rounded likewise different years times also don’t comes at a times. When it’s the starting of English New Year then it’s the end of Bengali year and may be it’s the middle of Arabic year! Who knows about the other years!

Everyone celebrates the new year by their own way, by own style. Somebody will join family parties somebody will go with friends. My friend has gone to Malaysia with whole family. Gong hei fat choi to them.

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Oh SHIT!


There was a great hypnotist in America. He could easily hypnotize people and also knew magics! One day in a big auditorium he was showing his magic by his hypnotize power..




There were thousands of people in that auditorium. They all were ready to see the great hypnotist's magic. Fully attentive, no sound, no noise at all.



Finally he came on the stage. After some speech he begun to show his magic. He raised a pendulum watch from his pocket. And started to move in the air like pendulum. All the crew watched at the pendulum watch directly. Moving, moving. . They were getting hypnotized slowly slowly by the hypnotist! In sometime they were completely hypnotized!



When someone is hypnotized by a hypnotist then he is fully under control of the hypnotist. He will do everything according to the hypnotist's command. Even they can sacrifice his live!



All the people of the auditorium were fully hypnotized and ready to obey his commands. The watch was moving and moving. . .
Suddenly the watch fell on the floor from his hand and broke into several pieces! It was his favourite watch. By this watch he showed hundreds of magics. By seeing the broken pieces he got to much sad and cried out making a big sound, 'OH SHIT'




It took two weeks to clean the auditorium. .



Hahahaha. . .
Hohohoho. . .
Hihihihihi. . .

Close your eyes, cut the onions!


Someone from too far read my blog I cried for 15 minutes. And she felt sad for me. Kitchen is the best game field for the women! They know many techniques for kitchen work and cutting vegetables. So she advised me a techniques for cutting onions "close your eyes, cut the onions". For her excellent techniques i thanked her but today when went to follow her tips few minutes later something was flowing from my fingers..........

Create your own blog


A blog (a contraction of the term "Web log") is a web site, usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Entries are commonly displayed in reverse-chronological order. "Blog" can also be used as a verb, meaning to maintain or add content to a blog.

Types

There are many different types of blogs, differing not only in the type of content, but also in the way that content is delivered or written.

Personal Blogs
Corporate Blogs
Question Blogging
By Media Type
By Device
By Genre
For more details click this link.


Create your own blog-


If you want to create your blog in Blogger then you'll have a Gmail ID. After making your id in gmail now you should open this address (www.blogger.com) and create your blog.


Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Fantaasticc!!!!!!

micro photography
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Macro Photography

micro photography
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Want to be there...

natural scenery
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I cried for 15 minutes!


Today at noon it was me and my room mate's turn for cooking. We both don't know how to cook. I like to eat only:) he he he.

He knows better cooking than me. The common dish that we can easily cook is egg fry:). He cooked rice and told me to cut some onions and green chilli. I'm very bad in onion cutting. Though i tried my best.

People cries when their dear ones dies or go away from them but i really really cried for 15 minutes; not for any near and dear. Not for any lover. Not for mom. . Only for ONIONS! Cruel onions! Always makes me cry!

Beauty Queen


Hey, why are you laughing? What happens to you? Are you mad? She replied no i'm not mad. Hahaha. I'm laughing cause someone is scolding you! You're not doing your job very well!! The hair expertise became angry. Scolding me? I'm not doing my job well? Who is the crazy person?

You can't see him. He's my virtual friend. But he's too smart to see everything happening here. He easily understood when you washed my hair. .

Its sunday, the holiday. Fully a free day. She doesn't get much time for her hair. So she thought this sunday she'll go to saloon. But its very boring time in saloon. It take at least four hours in a row. Already one hour has passed. She was getting bored so she opened her mobile, yahoo messenger! Its the good time for passing this lazy time in chat. Opening the chat she got the remote expert! Wow! He's there. She has two mobile phones. Nokia N70 and 6300. But in 6300 there was not internet connection. One evening he fixed the internet setting in her mobile from the remote place. Its very simple that he can demand himself as a REMOTE EXPERT! Right? Hahaha. .

She became very happy to see him online. She passes good time with chatting him. He also gave her full attention. He likes jokes, also likes who likes his jokes. He was telling jokes one after another and she was laughing loudly. . For this reason the hair expertise became strange!
Though she looks much pretty again she wants to be looked beauty queen! He had not seen her new hair style. But he can imagine her very well, the beauty queen!

My wife cooked. .


Its passing the fourth day of our struggling. Four days ago our maid servant went to her hometown. Her dad is so ill, any time he can die. So we allowed her to go. None of us can cook very well. Though trying our best it not going well everything. Most of the time we eat burned curry or sticky rice! Hahaha. . That day my room mate went to kitchen for boiling two eggs. Half an hour later i heard a sound 'BOOM' and ran into the kitchen. Its was those eggs! Hahaha. . He left the room for his study leaving eggs alone! So they were angry and 'BOOM' hehehe. . Presently we're six members. Among them five are students and only one is employee. He works in a bank and married guy too. Also a nice man. We had seen many married persons but didn't see married person like him. He loves his wife very very. . . much. Every Thursday he must go to his hometown to meet with his wife. And if any thursday he doesn't go then he spends all the time by talking with her non stop by mobile phone. In these struggling days we'd distributed cooking terms among us. And i think it was enjoying also. Yesterday was the married person's turns for cook. He had came from office at 6pm in the evening. He went to kitchen. I was working on PC then. His voice was coming to my ears. Few minutes later i heard he is saying, 'my wife is cooking'. . . . 'my wife is cooking'.I got strange. His wife is cooking! How it can be possible? Has she come here? No its not possible this time. But my confusion didn't remove.At 11pm in night i went to kitchen for eat dinner. He was there too. He smiled at me and told taste the curry and comment me cause my wife cooked this curry! I got strange for the second time. I thought myself has he gone mad? Oh ho a good guy has gone mad, so sad so sad! Later i asked how can she(his wife) cook? Are you ok, brother? With a big smile he replied i just followed her instruction. . . I phoned her that I'm cooking and you should instruct me! Hahaha. . She gave me instructions for cooking and i did it perfectly. So it can be said that my wife cooked:). I gave him also a smile cause the curry was really very tasty. What a use of mobile phone! Wow! Really strange!

Monday, 19 January 2009

Elephant, Gorilla and NOKIA codes!

Hi elephant! How are you? Elephant- i'm fine gorilla, thank you! Whats up?
Are you getting strange that how can an elephant and a gorilla talk like that? Hahaha. . Actually no gorilla no elephant! They're humans, both are good friends of each other. They like to call each other as elephant and gorilla. Elephant works for Nokia service center and gorilla is still unemployed. But gorilla likes technology. Specially mobile technology. Gorilla likes to read different secret codes of nokia handsets. While elephant works with those codes. One day gorilla wanted a help from elephant about a secret code. Elephant is so practical. She didn't give him the code! She told its anti rule of their service center! He have to send his mobile to the service center. Gorilla got angry. And started to collect nokia handset's secret codes. Later gorilla understood that formatting is the only knowledge of elephant. She doesn't know anything without formatting only. One morning elephant asked gorilla, do you know how to format nokia handsets? Gorilla's answer was positive. But elephant didn't beleive. She asked how can you format a handset? Gorilla replied by code. She was not satisfied. Asked again, do you know other techniques? Gorilla replied yes! Elephant- how? Gorilla- press * 3 and the green button(ok or send) at a time! This time elephant became happy and told you've won! its called three fingers technique! But gorilla was not happy cause elephant suspected about his ability so later gorilla sent an email to elephant which was full of nokia handset's secret codes. Very useful codes.
Do you need those codes? OK. I've collected those codes from gorilla. I think they'll help you much.


(1) *3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%

(2) #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370#

(3) *#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time.

(4) *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec.

(5) *#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type.

(6) *#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.

(7) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number).


(8) #pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(9) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(10) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(11) #pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(12) *#147# (vodafone) this lets you know who called you last.

(13) *#1471# Last call (Only vodofone).

(14) *#21# Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted to

(15) *#2640# Displays security code in use.

(16) *#30# Lets you see the private number.

(17) *#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your phone.

(18) *#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to.

(19) *#62# Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unreachable (no service)" calls are diverted to.

(20) *#67# Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" are diverted to.

(21) *#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330.

(22) *#73# Reset phone timers and game scores.

(23) *#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible.

(24) *#7760# Manufactures code.

(25) *#7780# Restore factory settings.

(26) *#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110.

(27) *#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again.

(28) *#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem.

(29) **21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered.

(30) **61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered.

(31) **67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered.

(32) 12345 This is the default security code. Press and hold # Lets you switch between lines

Sunday, 18 January 2009

My deja vu


My deja vu...you're my obsession

My deja vu everything is up to you

If you do want me you know where to search

We'll get the magic back again

My deja vu everything is up to you

If you do want me you know where to search

I wanna see you dancing naked

I wanna see you touch the moon

But when I try to reach your fingers

You just vanish into air

I wanna feel you with my senses 'Cause I'm

almost sure the texture of your skin Is gonna tell me who you are

My deja vu you're my obsession

My deja vu it's always you

My deja vu... I wanna hold you like I used to

I wanna feel you in my blood

I wonder why I do confess this

To myself all the time

I know the time is working against us

But I'll long for you the rest of my whole life

Like a prisoner of hope

My deja vu you're my obsession

My deja vu it's always you

I have tried to get to know you

To get you off my mind It feels

like going back in time And snap,

I see your figure once again

My deja vu everything is up to you

If you do want me you know where to search

My deja vu you're my obsession

My deja vu it's always you

My deja vu you're my obsession

Birthday's gift to ME, from ME

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HaPpY birthDATE to ME

About 25 years ago this world's population was increased by another birth of a new child. The child's mom was in her parents home for the delivery of her fourth children. Large family but there is no problem. Child's dad was busy with his own job, a teacher of a reputated high school. Very respected, very responsible to job. So he could not go with his wife to in law's home.But he got the news of his new baby, a boy! But not so fair and nice like him. And for this happy news he gave the students of his class half holiday leave. Went to the shop and bought sweets to distribute among the other teachers and stuff. . Applied for three days leave to the headmaster. Headmaster granted his application cause he knows the happiness, he became again dad for the third times few days ago.


The one of new child's uncle was in class three or four but he was very naughty kid. He also got the news when he was in class while teacher was teaching a very important subject. But he was quite inattentive, was lost in the deep think about the new baby. For his inattentiveness he was beaten by the teacher. So the anger returned to the new baby. He thought in mind, I've beaten for the new baby. He's unlucky. I'll beat him one day for this reason. And really about 15 years later he beated the new baby. Crazy. .



New boy's maternal grandpa was staying in England that time. He got the news about 16days later. Postal department was not so developed like now. He became very happy cause its a boy baby. Though he loves girl baby too much. New boy's mom was his first child so her children were very adored by him. One month later he sent all the necessary things for the new baby. Baby soap, baby oil, baby towel, napkin etc.
16 years later he accused the new boy as a thief of his money! He had lost some money from his pocket and suspected the little boy. But the boy was fully innocent. That time they had a house tutor. So grandpa complained to the house tutor about his lost money and the house tutor cross examined the little boy again and again but the boy denied cause he was innocent. But they didn't believe. They wanted to search him. And this time the little boy disagreed. Then their suspect grew deeper. The boy ran away from there, they caught him ran after him. Searching the boy they got nothing but a KNIFE in his pant's pocket. He used that knife to cut the green mangoes. But knife was not allowed to the house tutor so he ran away like that. Hahaha. . Grandpa told sorry to him.



New baby's elder sister, four years only! She liked her new brother very much though he was not as fair as her elder brother. They all named the new boy as 'blackie'. She always took care of him. When he grew little much older she used to bring him to her school. And the new boy also like to ride on her lap. Later they two became very good friends of each other. But good days never last for long. In 2001 she was separated from him. He cried a lot but its the rule when a girl becomes adult she must do marry. She was married with a guy who lived in England. And one year after of her marriage she left for England.



The day changes, night changes, motion of tide, air stream changes, the moon, the sun, the world is changing all the time, every moment but one thing never changes! Love of mother. Its universal for everywhere. All changed or must be changed but the love of my mom has never changed. I love you mom. Very very much.



Its my birthday today. One of my friend reminded me by text message. Thanx to her. But i don't feel anything special in this day. Cause I've no feelings of birthday. So i don't celebrate this day. I don't know when i was born. Was it day time or night! When my friends wish me 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' then i just smile and say hey you should say to me 'HAPPY BIRTHDATE'. Hahaha.

Saturday, 17 January 2009

Are they your Grand parents?

Do you know them? Are they your Grand parents? What are they doing? Something speciall talking about you? Look at them from very near and invent what arethey actually doing?

Meditation!


Start your day with meditation.... Do you know what is meditation?
Yes? Ok then do it regular and improve yourself or if you don't know then just click this link to know what is meditation. And for more information about try this link. Have a nice day.




Get it NoW!


I think you got much help from my last post "Do you have this problem in your PC?". If that didn't work then you can try this software. Its a very useful software for eating autorun.inf files. So its name is Autorun.inf Eater. It'll detect all the autorun files and delete them. You can also reactivate the Folder Options, Task Manager and Registry Editor that were inactive for viruses by this software. So try it now and feel easy.... See you!

Flowers for YOU