Bursting a Soap Bubble :)

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MONKEY IN THE PLANE

Once in America a plane crashed (as its common thing there), only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.

The F. B. I. Agents went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: ''When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'

Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'

Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'

Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'

Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'

Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

Pen-guin will write your message for friends!

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Make a message for your dears one and send it to him/her...

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bOYs vS gIRL

WOMAN has MAN in it .

SHE has HE in it.

Mrs. Has Mr. In it.

LADY has LAD in it.

MISTERESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it

......and so on the list is never ending

SO NO need to be proud ....Girls

YOU are always incomplete without Boys....

Why didn't you give PILLOW to the dog?

A small family. Only husband and wife. No sadness in their family. But husband had a problem. He always finds out the faults of his wife. And everytime used to scold her. For this reason their were unhappiness between them. Wife always try to make every work as too perfect. One day husband came from office and found everything perfect. No faults today. But it was his nature to find out her faults. And walked all the home but didn't find any fault. At last he went out of home to buy some foods. When he entered the home he saw a dog laying in front of their home. He went to his wife and started to scold her saying that, 'you bloody lazy unkind woman! Why didn't give a PILLOW to the dog? Its sleeping there without pillow! ! !
Hahaha. . Hahaha. .

Tom & Jerry ;)

Software Engineer and his Wife

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae God! forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you and your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters...

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - It's now safe to turn off your computer.

Zipper is Opened!!

Today I'm ill so couldn't go to my university. My friend went alone himself. When he came back he was only laughing and laughing! We all asked hey, what's the matter? But he was laughing only. It came out tears from his eyes for too much laughing. Then he shared with us why he was laughing like that!

At university when there were free time then he and his other friends(may be about 20) were sitting and gossiping together in the common room. There were all boys only. Suddenly my friend's girlfriend came from behind him and told loudly, 'darling, your zipper is opened'!! Hahaha... She didn't notice the other boys cause my friend were sitting near the door! For her kind information my friend got a BIG SHAME among all the friends! My friend became too much upset and he thought his pant's zipper is opened! Hahaha. . .

Then she told again, 'darling, your backpack's zipper is opened'!! Hahaha. . . He got another BIG BIG SHAME for the second time and this time all the student started laughing. . . Hehehe

The best google earth secrets

mOtOr BiKe

periodic table of internet

How much addicted you are!

Destroy all the major websites! ! !

DOWNLOADS


FACEBOOK


AOL


WIKIPEDIA


NEVER-SEEN-B4


HEAVEN AT DOOR


GOOGLE

Are you getting strange? Hahahaha... If you are bored like me then you can also destroy any website your favourite or not! Just go to this WEBSITE
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DO A MAGIC NOW!

Open your internet browser and do a search in GOOGLE something like "bird", "flower" etc and now copy the codes from below and paste it in the address bar of your browser and see the magic!!!!!!! Enjoy it..........

1.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.2

4; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px";DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

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javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.getElementsByTagName("div"); DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px";DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

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javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=(Math.tan(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px";DIS.top=(Math.sin(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

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javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute';DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*1+i*x2+x3)*x1+x2)+"px";DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',50); void(0);

Escape!!!

Love Rain

wHO is S/HE?

OLD MAN?

Mad guy!

Wife asked to husband, 'what will you do if I die?'
Husband replied I'll become fully mad! Wife became happy to hear that. Later she asked again, will you marry for the second time?
Husband- how can i say darling? No one can predict about a mad guy! Ha ha ha ha. .