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I cried for 15 minutes!

Today at noon it was me and my room mate's turn for cooking. We both don't know how to cook. I like to eat only:) he he he.

He knows better cooking than me. The common dish that we can easily cook is egg fry:). He cooked rice and told me to cut some onions and green chilli. I'm very bad in onion cutting. Though i tried my best.

People cries when their dear ones dies or go away from them but i really really cried for 15 minutes; not for any near and dear. Not for any lover. Not for mom. . Only for ONIONS! Cruel onions! Always makes me cry!

Beauty Queen

Hey, why are you laughing? What happens to you? Are you mad? She replied no i'm not mad. Hahaha. I'm laughing cause someone is scolding you! You're not doing your job very well!! The hair expertise became angry. Scolding me? I'm not doing my job well? Who is the crazy person?

You can't see him. He's my virtual friend. But he's too smart to see everything happening here. He easily understood when you washed my hair. .

Its sunday, the holiday. Fully a free day. She doesn't get much time for her hair. So she thought this sunday she'll go to saloon. But its very boring time in saloon. It take at least four hours in a row. Already one hour has passed. She was getting bored so she opened her mobile, yahoo messenger! Its the good time for passing this lazy time in chat. Opening the chat she got the remote expert! Wow! He's there. She has two mobile phones. Nokia N70 and 6300. But in 6300 there was not internet connection. One evening he fixed the internet setting in her mobile from the remote place. Its very simple that he can demand himself as a REMOTE EXPERT! Right? Hahaha. .

She became very happy to see him online. She passes good time with chatting him. He also gave her full attention. He likes jokes, also likes who likes his jokes. He was telling jokes one after another and she was laughing loudly. . For this reason the hair expertise became strange!
Though she looks much pretty again she wants to be looked beauty queen! He had not seen her new hair style. But he can imagine her very well, the beauty queen!

My wife cooked. .

Its passing the fourth day of our struggling. Four days ago our maid servant went to her hometown. Her dad is so ill, any time he can die. So we allowed her to go. None of us can cook very well. Though trying our best it not going well everything. Most of the time we eat burned curry or sticky rice! Hahaha. . That day my room mate went to kitchen for boiling two eggs. Half an hour later i heard a sound 'BOOM' and ran into the kitchen. Its was those eggs! Hahaha. . He left the room for his study leaving eggs alone! So they were angry and 'BOOM' hehehe. . Presently we're six members. Among them five are students and only one is employee. He works in a bank and married guy too. Also a nice man. We had seen many married persons but didn't see married person like him. He loves his wife very very. . . much. Every Thursday he must go to his hometown to meet with his wife. And if any thursday he doesn't go then he spends all the time by talking with her non stop by mobile phone. In these struggling days we'd distributed cooking terms among us. And i think it was enjoying also. Yesterday was the married person's turns for cook. He had came from office at 6pm in the evening. He went to kitchen. I was working on PC then. His voice was coming to my ears. Few minutes later i heard he is saying, 'my wife is cooking'. . . . 'my wife is cooking'.I got strange. His wife is cooking! How it can be possible? Has she come here? No its not possible this time. But my confusion didn't remove.At 11pm in night i went to kitchen for eat dinner. He was there too. He smiled at me and told taste the curry and comment me cause my wife cooked this curry! I got strange for the second time. I thought myself has he gone mad? Oh ho a good guy has gone mad, so sad so sad! Later i asked how can she(his wife) cook? Are you ok, brother? With a big smile he replied i just followed her instruction. . . I phoned her that I'm cooking and you should instruct me! Hahaha. . She gave me instructions for cooking and i did it perfectly. So it can be said that my wife cooked:). I gave him also a smile cause the curry was really very tasty. What a use of mobile phone! Wow! Really strange!

Elephant, Gorilla and NOKIA codes!

Hi elephant! How are you? Elephant- i'm fine gorilla, thank you! Whats up?
Are you getting strange that how can an elephant and a gorilla talk like that? Hahaha. . Actually no gorilla no elephant! They're humans, both are good friends of each other. They like to call each other as elephant and gorilla. Elephant works for Nokia service center and gorilla is still unemployed. But gorilla likes technology. Specially mobile technology. Gorilla likes to read different secret codes of nokia handsets. While elephant works with those codes. One day gorilla wanted a help from elephant about a secret code. Elephant is so practical. She didn't give him the code! She told its anti rule of their service center! He have to send his mobile to the service center. Gorilla got angry. And started to collect nokia handset's secret codes. Later gorilla understood that formatting is the only knowledge of elephant. She doesn't know anything without formatting only. One morning elephant asked gorilla, do you know how to format nokia handsets? Gorilla's answer was positive. But elephant didn't beleive. She asked how can you format a handset? Gorilla replied by code. She was not satisfied. Asked again, do you know other techniques? Gorilla replied yes! Elephant- how? Gorilla- press * 3 and the green button(ok or send) at a time! This time elephant became happy and told you've won! its called three fingers technique! But gorilla was not happy cause elephant suspected about his ability so later gorilla sent an email to elephant which was full of nokia handset's secret codes. Very useful codes.
Do you need those codes? OK. I've collected those codes from gorilla. I think they'll help you much.


(1) *3370# Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%

(2) #3370# Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370#

(3) *#4720# Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time.

(4) *#4720# Deactivate Half Rate Codec.

(5) *#0000# Displays your phones software version, 1st Line : Software Version, 2nd Line : Software Release Date, 3rd Line : Compression Type.

(6) *#9999# Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.

(7) *#06# For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number).


(8) #pw+1234567890+1# Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(9) #pw+1234567890+2# Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(10) #pw+1234567890+3# Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(11) #pw+1234567890+4# SIM Card Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

(12) *#147# (vodafone) this lets you know who called you last.

(13) *#1471# Last call (Only vodofone).

(14) *#21# Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted to

(15) *#2640# Displays security code in use.

(16) *#30# Lets you see the private number.

(17) *#43# Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your phone.

(18) *#61# Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to.

(19) *#62# Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unreachable (no service)" calls are diverted to.

(20) *#67# Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" are diverted to.

(21) *#67705646# Removes operator logo on 3310 & 3330.

(22) *#73# Reset phone timers and game scores.

(23) *#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible.

(24) *#7760# Manufactures code.

(25) *#7780# Restore factory settings.

(26) *#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110.

(27) *#92702689# Displays - 1.Serial Number, 2.Date Made, 3.Purchase Date, 4.Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs), 5.Transfer User Data. To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again.

(28) *#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem.

(29) **21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered.

(30) **61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered.

(31) **67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered.

(32) 12345 This is the default security code. Press and hold # Lets you switch between lines