Ladies First!

English teacher was teaching in class six. She is very smart and modern minded teacher. She always discuss about the women rights with the students. She wants to put the idea in the deep mind of her students. One day she told about the priority of ladies. She taught her students that always ladies first!

Few days later. . .

It was English grammer class and she was discussing about translation. She made a translation like this, 'The Bull and The Cow were eating grass together'. But students were saying, 'The Cow and The Bull were eating grass together'. She thought may be they're mistaken so she repeated again, 'The Bull and The Cow were eating grass together'. The student again told, 'The Cow and The Bull were eating. .

This time she got too much angry and aske harshly, hey students whats happen to you? Why are you making mistakes every time? Aren't you attentive?
All the students replied together, "we are very attentive ma'am!"
If you're attentive then why are you making same mistake everytime? Why are you saying, 'the cow and the bull where i said the bull and the cow?'
Then one of the students replied her cause you told always LADIES FIRST! And the cow is female genre so we gave her the priority!!!

Do you know about your Nokia handset's quality?

Presently everyone use mobile phone and its a very important equipment for us. We can do everything like talking, chatting, browsing, listen music, watch video, radio, tv etc. Even we can read eBooks in our phone. Mobile will be the computer of coming days. We use many brand of mobile phones. And to all Nokia is most popular. So one kind of immoral importers imports low quality of nokia handsets and says its original! And we beleive them cause we don't know about it. But now i'll give you a tips for nokia handsets how to detect it's quality. I think it'll help you much next time before your purchase. Lets see how to judgment the good or bad quality. At first press *#06# and it'll show your mobile's IME(International Mobile Equipment) number which contains 15 digits.
Among these 15 digits serial 7th and 8th no digits indicates the quality of your handset.

@If 7th and 8th digits are 02 or 20 then you should understand that its assembled from Emirates(which is mostly known as Dubai) and it's quality is very bad. Most pirated handset are assembled from Emirates but we know that its from China.

@ If the 7th and 8th digits are 08 or 80 then it means this handset is manufactured from Germany and its quality is good.

@ If the 7th and 8th digits are 01 or 10 then it means this handset is manufactured from Finceland and its quality is very good.

@ If the 7th and 8th digits are 00 then it means this handset is from original factory and its quality is reliable and high quality.

@ If the 7th and 8th digits are 13 then it means this handset from unknown manufacturer and its quality is very bad which is harmful for your health.

I think you've read it very attentively. Why don't you check now the quality of your handset. And please check this method next time you'r going to buy a new handset. See you. .

Do you have this problem in your PC?

Sometimes it happens like this that we can't open any drive of our PC by double clicks. Its a very odd situation! Though we scan our PC by anti virus software but it doesn't remove. And it happens because there creates a file named 'autorun.inf' in the drive root. Its not a virus so anti virus software can't detect it and remove. To get rid from this problem you can apply this method what is given bellow-

1. Start Menu>Run>type cmd and press enter. It'll open DOS Command prompt.
2. Go to the specific drive which one you want to repair. Suppose, its C:\ drive then type cd\ and press enter.
3. Now type attrib -h -r -s autorun.inf and press enter
4. Type del autorun.inf and press enter. Autorun.inf file will be deleted. Its repaired.
5. For the result just restart the PC.

Now you'll be able to open the drive by double clicks. If it don't work then you should scan your PC by a good and updated anti virus software. Keep fine. .

Hello! Father-in-law!

Husband and wife! Happy family! But wife was something different. Like a maniac. She always likes to insult her husband among people or alone. Husband was very polite and simple. He didn't replied her insult. So she got more chances. Everything has a limit. Nothing is good without limit. He became fade up for his wife. He also started to seek how to reply her insult. Once in a year he got the chance. . One day they were going to a party by car. On the way their car became disordered. The car stopped by a grass field. They were thinking what to do! In the mean time a donkey peeped in the window of car! Wife became happy and told, look darling, you'r relative is greeting you! Say hi to it. Husband got angry and uneasy! Then he asked the donkey loudly, 'HELLO FATHER-IN-LAW! How are you??

Hehehe. . Hahaha. .

FROG lecturer & SMART student!

Its a very unlucky day for Gferin! Nothing going well in this day! Laptop is disturbing too much. Though she is an IT student but not yet so expert to find out what the problem in her laptop. Its her very favorite laptop. She got it from her best friend as a gift. And now its disturbing! She wants to cry:(

Its another one hour for class. And she is alone in her room. Her room-mate went home two days ago. Her temper is increasing very high. Once she thinks to break down the laptop other time she removes that thought from her brain. Nothing coming in her mind what to do in this situation. She though i need some rest. So she went to bed and laid. . Thinking and thinking. Took her cellphone as usually just to check if there is any friend in chat room. Wow! She has got whom she needed at that moment. The Frog lecturer! And the frog lecturer solved her problem within few minutes. It was nothing but some setthings that she couldn't find out. Her day became very good from then...


She got a friend in chat room about six months ago. They two became very good friends being of IT student. She got many helps and learned many things. So she named her friend as Frog lecturer & she became smart chat student! Actually She likes to eat frogs and also likes that friend. So its quite clear why she named as Frog lecturer! Hahahaha

Wanna control your Computer by mobile phone?

Susan was working on her PC. . .
Suddenly it rang her cellphone and she left the PC on state. It was David's phone! Wow! So many days after David has called her! She was very happy to receive his call. They talked for one hours long time. So many talking, so many objections, love etc. .
She went back in her past. The great time that was only filled with happiness and happiness. Susan and David. No other one.
When she came back to present it had passed one hour and she became so tired. She laid on bed and her eyes were about to close. .
At that time she remembered, my god i haven't shut down the PC. But she was too lazy to get up from bed and shut down the PC. Then she opened an application in her cellphone and gave some instruction and the PC went off!!
Now may be you'r thinking that is it possible? Technology says, yes! Its quite possible! Do you wanna control your PC by cellphone like Susan? OK. .

-Is your cellphone java based?
-Yes!
-Is there BlueTooth or GPRS Modem in your phone?
-yes? Ok. Very good. By making a network between PC and your cellphone you can easily control your PC! To establish this network you'll need a small software both for PC and cellphone. And you'll get this software in this link. You can see the computer's desktop by this application, can ON-OFF differents programs and also work on Mouse.

Make your network and let me know the result.

A thief catching machine!

Now a days its too many thieves everywhere! All are fade up for the burglary of those thieves! So the greatest scientist of the world decided to invent a machine which can catch thieves easily. They researched for a long time and they were succeed. At last they invented a great machine which can catch thieves.

When this news came on newspapers and on TV the whole world became strange and happy. They thought now we can get rid of those thieves! The machine was very high demanded. They could not supply regularly. Their stock was finished within only one week. The scientists were rewarded. And they became the national scientists. Everything was going very well.

The news of thief catching machine spread all over the world. As we know here is too much thieves in asian countries. Hahaha. . So the government of these countries decided to buy that machine though it was costly. Three countries of asia bought that machine. We can imagine those countries as A, B and C.

In country A the machine caught a dozen of thieves within one week. . News came on national newspaper.

In country B the machine caught two dozen of thieves with three days.

But can you guess what happened in country C?

News on world newspaper-
In country C the machine was stolen by the thieves within 24 hours only!

Hahaha. . .


I think those thieves should rewarded now! They should announced as national thieves! Hahaha