Tuesday, 2 June 2009
HOW TO INSTAL HUSBAND
A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower and jewelries
applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NEWS
5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Woman
From Tec support
DEAR DESPERATE Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: i thought you loved me. Html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should
then automatically run the applications Jewelries 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0
or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all your system
resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve
memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
Tech Support
Monday, 1 June 2009
Some links of cracked applications for iphone
1.http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=6139236280781277983
2.http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/2008/10/02/install-cracked-ipa-files-directly-from-the-iphone/
3.http://www.macgeekblog.com/blog/archive/2008/07/31/install-free-cracked-iphone-apps.html
4.http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4212956/iPhone_Applications_-_Cracked_-_iPr0x
5.http://thebigboss.org/2009/01/03/new-application-cracked-screen-steaps/
6.http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2007/08/cracked-real-th/
2.http://www.iphonedownloadblog.com/2008/10/02/install-cracked-ipa-files-directly-from-the-iphone/
3.http://www.macgeekblog.com/blog/archive/2008/07/31/install-free-cracked-iphone-apps.html
4.http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4212956/iPhone_Applications_-_Cracked_-_iPr0x
5.http://thebigboss.org/2009/01/03/new-application-cracked-screen-steaps/
6.http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2007/08/cracked-real-th/
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* Based on the Firefox 3 technology, providing a faster, safer, and more stable web surfing experience.
* Incorporated Mozilla's 3.0.10 patch for Firefox.
* Facebook Chat has been integrated as an Instant Messaging service. Facebook Chat User Guide
* Twitter features in the People Sidebar have undergone a complete overhaul, and now allow for several new options. People Sidebar User Guide
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Introduction
Flock is built on the Mozilla Firefox open-source browser, so it has all the features you've come to expect in a high-quality web browser, like intuitive buttons and menus, personal customizability, reliable security, enhanced privacy protections, and automated updating. However, Flock is much more than that! The Flock Social Web Browser has been fully integrated with a wide range of social networking websites and popular blogging tools. So with Flock, you can now keep in touch and share text, links, pictures, video and more with friends, family and co-workers across the entire internet with unparalleled speed and seamless ease.
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Sunday, 31 May 2009
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