H to O!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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Photoshop Shortcut Keys for Windows

One of Photoshop's key features is that almost everything in it can be controlled using keyboard shortcuts. This allows the user to stay in a creative thought pattern and quickly change tools in monotonous work that requires it.

Main Toolbar
Key	Action	Action	Key
m	Marquee Tool	Move Tool	v
l	Lasso Tool	Magic Wand Tool	w
j	Airbrush Tool	Paintbrush Tool	b
s	Rubber Stamp Tool	History Brush Tool	y
e	Eraser Tool	Pencil Tool	n
r	Blur Tool	Dodge Tool	o
p	Pen Tool	Type Tool	t
u	Measure Tool	Linear Gradient Tool	g
k	Paint Bucket Tool	Eyedropper Tool	i
h	Hand Tool	Zoom Tool	z
d	Default foreground and background colors.
x	Switches between foreground and background colors.
q	Switches between standard mode or quick mask mode.
f	Switches between screen modes.
TAB	Hides/Unhides open tools.

 

File Menu
Key	Action
CTRL + N	New
CTRL + O	Open
CTRL + ALT + O	Open As
CTRL + W	Close
CTRL + S	Save
CTRL + SHIFT + S	Save As
CTRL + ALT + S	Save a Copy
CTRL + SHIFT + P	Page Setup
CTRL + P	Print
CTRL + K	Preferences > General

 

Edit Menu
Key	Action
CTRL + Z	Undo
CTRL + X	Cut
CTRL + C	Copy
CTRL + SHIFT + C	Copy Merged
CTRL + V	Paste
CTRL + SHIFT + V	Paste Into
CTRL + T	Free Transform
CTRL + SHIFT + T	Transform > Again

 

Image Menu
Key	Action
CTRL + L	Adjust > Levels
CTRL + SHIFT + L	Adjust > Auto Levels
CTRL + ALT + SHIFT + L	Adjust > Auto Contrast
CTRL + M	Adjust > Curves
CTRL + B	Adjust > Color Balance
CTRL + U	Adjust > Hue/Saturation
CTRL + SHIFT + U	Adjust > Desaturate
CTRL + I	Adjust > Invert
CTRL + ALT + X	Extract

 

Layer Menu
Key	Action
CTRL + SHIFT + N	New > Layer
CTRL + J	New > Layer Via Copy
CTRL + SHIFT + J	New > Layer Via Cut
CTRL + G	Group with Previous
CTRL + SHIFT + G	Ungroup
CTRL + SHIFT + ]	Arrange > Bring to Front
CTRL + ]	Arrange > Bring Forward
CTRL + [	Arrange > Send Backward
CTRL + SHIFT + [	Arrange > Send to Back
CTRL + E	Merge Down
CTRL + SHIFT + E	Merge Visible

 

Select Menu
Key	Action
CTRL + A	All
CTRL + D	Deselect
CTRL + SHIFT + D	Reselect
CTRL + SHIFT + I	Inverse
CTRL + ALT + D	Feather

 

Filter Menu
Key	Action
CTRL + F	Last Filter
CTRL + SHIFT + F	Fade

 

View Menu
Key	Action
CTRL + Y	Preview > CMYK
CTRL + SHIFT + Y	Gamut Warning
CTRL + +	Zoom In
CTRL + -	Zoom Out
CTRL + 0	Fit on Screen
CTRL + SHIFT + 0	Actual Pixels
CTRL + H	Hide Edges
CTRL + SHIFT + H	Hide Path
CTRL + R	Show Rulers
CTRL + ;	Hide Guides
CTRL + SHIFT + ;	Snap To Guides
CTRL + ALT + ;	Lock Guides
CTRL + "	Show Grid
CTRL + SHIFT + "	Snap To Grid

 

Help Menu
Key	Action
F1	Contents

 

Other Shortcuts
Key	Action
Page Up/Down	Move view up/down 1 screen.
SHIFT + Page Up/Down	Nudge view up/down.
CTRL + Page Up/Down	Move view left/right 1 screen.
CTRL + SHIFT + Page Up/Down	Nudge screen left/right.
CTRL + SHIFT + Z	Previous History entry.
CTRL + ALT + Z	Next History entry.
SHIFT + -	Previous blending mode.
SHIFT + +	Next blending mode. Acknowledgement to Photoshopwindow

Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Teacher: Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?

Pupil: The moon.

Teacher: Why?

Pupil: The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it

Microsoft Excel Shortcut Keys

Ctrl+Z	Undo
Ctrl+C  Enter,  Ctrl+V  Ctrl+X	Copy,  Paste,  Multiple Paste, Cut
Ctrl+F,  Ctrl+H	Find,  Find&Replace
Ctrl+P,  Ctrl+S, Ctrl+F4, Alt+F4	Print,  Save, Close,  Close  Excel
Ctrl+Arrow	Move  to edge of region
Ctrl+*	Select  current region
Ctrl+A	Select  all cells
Ctrl+Home Ctrl+End	Select  A1,  Select  last cell in used range
Ctrl+Shift+End	Select  from active cell to last cell in used range.
Ctrl+Shift+Home	Select  from active cell to A1
Ctrl+Page  Down  Ctrl+Page  Up	Move  to the next sheet,  Move  to the previous sheet
Ctrl+Tab	Move  to next open workbook
Ctrl+N	Open  new workbook
Shift+F11	Insert  new worksheet
Shift+F3	Paste  function window
=+FunctionName+Ctrl+A	Insert  new function
Alt+F11	Open  VBE
Ctrl+Shift+Enter	Array  formula
Ctrl+F3,  F3	Define  name, Paste name
Ctrl+Spacebar  Shift+Spacebar	Select  columns, Select rows
Ctrl+1,  Ctrl+B, Ctrl+U	Format  cells, Bold, Underline
Ctrl+;  , Ctrl+shift+:	Current  date, Current time

SIZE AND TEARS

WHEN on the sandy shore I sit,
Beside the salt sea-wave,
And fall into a weeping fit
Because I dare not shave -
A little whisper at my ear
Enquires the reason of my fear.

I answer "If that ruffian Jones
Should recognize me here,
He'd bellow out my name in tones
Offensive to the ear:
He chaffs me so on being stout
(A thing that always puts me out)."

Ah me! I see him on the cliff!
Farewell, farewell to hope,
If he should look this way, and if
He's got his telescope!
To whatsoever place I flee,
My odious rival follows me!

For every night, and everywhere,
I meet him out at dinner;
And when I've found some charming fair,
And vowed to die or win her,
The wretch (he's thin and I am stout)
Is sure to come and cut me out!

The girls (just like them!) all agree
To praise J. Jones, Esquire:
I ask them what on earth they see
About him to admire?
They cry "He is so sleek and slim,
It's quite a treat to look at him!"

They vanish in tobacco smoke,
Those visionary maids -
I feel a sharp and sudden poke
Between the shoulder-blades -
"Why, Brown, my boy! You'r growing stout!"
(I told you he would find me out!)

"My growth is not YOUR business, Sir!"
"No more it is, my boy!
But if it's YOURS, as I infer,
Why, Brown, I give you joy!
A man, whose business prospers so,
Is just the sort of man to know!

"It's hardly safe, though, talking here -
I'd best get out of reach:
For such a weight as yours, I fear,
Must shortly sink the beach!" -
Insult me thus because I'm stout!
I vow I'll go and call him out!

Lewis Caroll

I'm a lawyer

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"