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Wednesday, 16 September 2009
Tuesday, 15 September 2009
Friday, 11 September 2009
Its funny
it's funny how hello is always finished with goodbye
it's funny how good memories can make you cry
it's funny how forever never seems to last
it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past
it's funny how "friends" can just leave when you are down
it's funny how when you need someone they never are around
it's funny how people change and think they are so much better
it cant be packed in one letter
it's funny how one night can contain so much regret
because the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me
jutyum brendaro
Come, let us now resolve at last
Come, let us now resolve at last
...To live and love in quiet;
We'll tie the knot so very fast
...That Time shall ne'er untie it.
The truest joys they seldom prove
...Who free from quarrels live:
'Tis the most tender part of love
...Each other to forgive.
When least I seem'd concern'd, I took
...No pleasure nor no rest;
And when I feign'd an angry look,
...Alas! I loved you best.
Own but the same to me--you'll find
...How blest will be our fate.
O to be happy--to be kind--
...Sure never is too late!
.....The Reconcilement by John Sheffield, Duke of Buckinghamshire (1648-1721)
A BLUE STAR IN YOUR EYES
Author: Jo'Lene Tover
On the wings of an eagle,
My love for you flies.
Soaring higher and higher,
And touching the skies.
I reached up above,
And pulled a star from the sky.
To place it within,
Your precious minds eye.
To dwell there forever,
As my love for you.
On the wings of our love,
Enduring and true.
I honor you my darling,
With all that I am.
Please darling please,
Will you be my man?
There are so many things,
My heart wants to say.
I love you sweetheart,
There is no other way.
Saturday, 5 September 2009
Interview
Officer: What is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal, Sir
Officer: Your Father's Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal, Sir
Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal, Sir
Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass
Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir
Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir
Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. Sir..?
Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?
Officer: Mental Problems.....
MONKEY IN THE PLANE
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The F. B. I. Agents went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: ''When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'
Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'
Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'
Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'
Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'
Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'
Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'
Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !
No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!