Its funny

it's funny how hello is always finished with goodbye

it's funny how good memories can make you cry

it's funny how forever never seems to last

it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past

it's funny how "friends" can just leave when you are down

it's funny how when you need someone they never are around

it's funny how people change and think they are so much better

it cant be packed in one letter

it's funny how one night can contain so much regret

because the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me

 

jutyum brendaro

Come, let us now resolve at last

Come, let us now resolve at last

...To live and love in quiet;

We'll tie the knot so very fast

...That Time shall ne'er untie it.

 

The truest joys they seldom prove

...Who free from quarrels live:

'Tis the most tender part of love

...Each other to forgive.

 

When least I seem'd concern'd, I took

...No pleasure nor no rest;

And when I feign'd an angry look,

...Alas! I loved you best.

 

Own but the same to me--you'll find

...How blest will be our fate.

O to be happy--to be kind--

...Sure never is too late!

 

.....The Reconcilement by John Sheffield, Duke of Buckinghamshire (1648-1721)

A BLUE STAR IN YOUR EYES

 

Author: Jo'Lene Tover

On the wings of an eagle,

My love for you flies.

Soaring higher and higher,

And touching the skies.

 

I reached up above,

And pulled a star from the sky.

To place it within,

Your precious minds eye.

 

To dwell there forever,

As my love for you.

On the wings of our love,

Enduring and true.

 

I honor you my darling,

With all that I am.

Please darling please,

Will you be my man?

 

There are so many things,

My heart wants to say.

I love you sweetheart,

There is no other way.

:D:D:D

Interview

Officer: What is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal, Sir

Officer: Your Father's Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal, Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal, Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. Sir..?

Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems.....

Arshad Akram Razeen :)

MONKEY IN THE PLANE

Once in America a plane crashed (as its common thing there), only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.

The F. B. I. Agents went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: ''When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'

Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'

Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'

Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'

Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'

Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'

Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'

Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!